Ever flown on an airplane and found yourself wondering what life would be like if life were as much fun as the in-flight safety demonstration? Well, with recreational weed in Round Lake, IL (courtesy of Altius Dispensary), we might be closer than you think.
Now, I’ve never been one to jump on every trend that comes my way. I still can’t figure out why we thought puffy shirts were a good fashion statement in the ‘90s, but here’s one trend I can get behind: relaxation, fun and a range of opportunities for exploration. And no one does it better than Altius Dispensary.
I mean, who needs mainlined caffeine when you have a smorgasbord of ‘edibles,’ ‘topicals,’ ‘indica’ and ‘sativa’? They sound like something out of a high-end salad bar. And, let me tell you, they are way more fun than croutons and ranch dressing.
Why is it we spend so much time stressing about our emails, calorie intake, and whether we’ve achieved a state of perfect zen that we started reading the instructions on shampoo bottles? Why can’t we just enjoy the moment for what it is? Distill this moment down to its purest form and just enjoy life as it comes?
That’s where recreational weed becomes a life-saver. Relaxation – check, Fun – check, A break from overthinking about how your jeans from five years ago still don’t fit – big check! It’s legal, it’s safe, and it’s as much fun as a weekend in Kramer’s apartment.
Altius Dispensary brings the best bagel at the buffet of recreational weed. Their range of products is as varied as the excuses Newman gives for not making his post rounds. They’ve got all the bases covered. Like smoking? They have top-shelf options. Prefer a gummy bear with a punch? Edibles have you sorted. Want a spa-like experience without the mystery of what’s in those facial products? Try topicals. They are as complicated as you’d like to make it, or as simple as a soup order at the Soup Nazi’s.
Altius Dispensary is experienced, knowledgeable and they know how to give you just what you need, even if you feel like a George in a world of Supermans. Their staff is friendly, helpful and would never deny you service for not respecting the ‘order policy’.
So, the next time you’re in Round Lake, IL and need a break from deciphering the latest teen slang your kids are throwing around, hop into Altius Dispensary. Think of it as the high-end bakery of recreational weed. And trust me, these fresh bakes are way better than muffin tops!
In the world of recreational weed, life might just be as exhilarating as a safety demonstration on an airplane. Or at least, it might make you forget about the size of those minuscule airplane bathrooms. Altius Dispensary, life just got a whole lot more interesting.